My Plan
So every serious quit attempt needs a good plan. Here's mine:
Week 1
Eliminate all smoking before noon. This shouldn't be hard as I rarely smoke before noon anyway, save for the weekends. That'll be the real kicker.
Week 2
Eliminate all smoking before 5pm. Once again, this won't be that tough.
Week 3
Experiment with having a beer and not smoking in the evening. Then try two beers. Maybe 3 or 4 on Thursday. Let loose on the weekend though.
Week 4
Cut down to 2 smokes a day. Tops. Not including drinking.
Week 5
Go for gold. Get through a night of drinking with only 5 cigarettes. Try again the next day but without smoking at all.
Week 6
Laugh at yourself for ever thinking you could eliminate smoking while drinking. Discontinue all smoking except when drinking or for the occasional leafy green episode.
Week 7
Inevitably go on some roadtrip and throw all notions of quitting to the wind and remind your lungs just how soothing nicotine really can be.
Week 1
Eliminate all smoking before noon. This shouldn't be hard as I rarely smoke before noon anyway, save for the weekends. That'll be the real kicker.
Week 2
Eliminate all smoking before 5pm. Once again, this won't be that tough.
Week 3
Experiment with having a beer and not smoking in the evening. Then try two beers. Maybe 3 or 4 on Thursday. Let loose on the weekend though.
Week 4
Cut down to 2 smokes a day. Tops. Not including drinking.
Week 5
Go for gold. Get through a night of drinking with only 5 cigarettes. Try again the next day but without smoking at all.
Week 6
Laugh at yourself for ever thinking you could eliminate smoking while drinking. Discontinue all smoking except when drinking or for the occasional leafy green episode.
Week 7
Inevitably go on some roadtrip and throw all notions of quitting to the wind and remind your lungs just how soothing nicotine really can be.
posted by ClickNathan at 7:54 PM
7 Comments:
HAHAHAHAHA! Go through a night of drinking with ONLY 5 cigarettes! Holy bone pony, how many do you usually chow through? A box?!
The St0nes and I easily do two and a half packs together on a real bender.
Though we also managed to drink 18 or so beers a piece on our last rail out, so maybe I should have a Drinking is Sooo (not) Crescent Fresh blog as well.
Holy................... ... .......
So I've impressed you then?
(HAHAHAHAHAH implied. that or sarcasm tags.)
Indeed. How about <no sarcasm>unimpressed</no sarcasm>.
I think you could've come up with something a little more clever than that, sweetheart.
Please.
You're talking to a guy who makes bodhisattvas rethink buddhism here.
Yeah actually to be totally honest... I gave up half way through. It takes a lot to make me give up. *smirk*
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