The Move
Today's the day. No more bullarking or piddly winking around. I'm just straight up, cold as a dead turkey's ass quitting.
My nose is gushing flem. My lungs are whispering "Save me, I can't stand to sit" from desperate clinging to try and fulfill there position as chief breathers. My eyes burn and my fingers stink and I hate it and so I'm done.
I'm also retiring from drinking for awhile, too. Until I beat the smoking game. It's just no fun.
You know what big Willy says, "Parents just don't understand." Well, it's true. And irrelevant.
I turned in the license plate to my Neon yesterday. And I'm giving the Mustang up tonight. I canceled my car insurance and will spend tonight oiling up my bike. I'll show Tristan the ropes. I'll be a lean, mean, bike riding machine for the rest of the summer.
The first few days are going to be rough, burning the engrained tar out of my lungs. I wonder how black and charred they look. I almost want to see. That would be a major deterant. The doctor said it was pretty much a no-go, though. He said that maybe I could get an X-ray but who has time for x-rays? I didn't, not last month, and now I don't have a car and am trying to save up my cash to go to distant lands.
Well, I'm off to lunch and not smoke.
My nose is gushing flem. My lungs are whispering "Save me, I can't stand to sit" from desperate clinging to try and fulfill there position as chief breathers. My eyes burn and my fingers stink and I hate it and so I'm done.
I'm also retiring from drinking for awhile, too. Until I beat the smoking game. It's just no fun.
You know what big Willy says, "Parents just don't understand." Well, it's true. And irrelevant.
I turned in the license plate to my Neon yesterday. And I'm giving the Mustang up tonight. I canceled my car insurance and will spend tonight oiling up my bike. I'll show Tristan the ropes. I'll be a lean, mean, bike riding machine for the rest of the summer.
The first few days are going to be rough, burning the engrained tar out of my lungs. I wonder how black and charred they look. I almost want to see. That would be a major deterant. The doctor said it was pretty much a no-go, though. He said that maybe I could get an X-ray but who has time for x-rays? I didn't, not last month, and now I don't have a car and am trying to save up my cash to go to distant lands.
Well, I'm off to lunch and not smoke.
posted by ClickNathan at 10:57 AM
3 Comments:
Word on the street says Nathan made it through the first 24 hours without a single smoke!
pffft! hard to believe
Yeah, and as of right now, I still haven't had a single cigarette.
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